The English Patient
Elaine and her boyfriend see The English Patient; she absolutely hates it, and her boyfriend breaks up with her as a result. Morty finds the “#1 Dad” T-shirt and is very flattered by the “gesture” (going as far as saying that it is the nicest thing Jerry has ever done for him, much to Jerry’s dismay, since he has bought him a Cadillac twice) and proudly wears his new shirt despite its small size. At his parents’ exercise room, Jerry meets Izzy Mandelbaum, an 80-year-old man who cannot stand to lose. Izzy promptly challenges Jerry to a weightlifting competition (”It’s go time!”), but throws his back out again and again.